did i fall asleep?

done with dollhouse season 1 so... [in case it isnt obvious, who i like and why..with no spoilers]

LIKE

NOT SO MUCH

cher waldorf? blair horowitz?

i just like totally realised: blair is cher's evil twin. it's in the way they talk. gotta love it.

All i really need is someone like phoebe

someone to excite my fantasy... the top five women i like who are hotter than megan fox.

1. Phoebe Cates

the ultimate hottie. the song says it all.

2. Gisele Bundchen

the woman i think of immediately when i hear dylan moran say the words "with my discreetly pregnant brazillian girlfriend"

3. Leighton Meester

4. Eliza Dushku

5. Shannon Elizabeth aka. Nadia

lily and barney?? whaaa?!

*bites the fuckers*

found this on a site today. am very disturbed.
6 people are in favour of death. wha? (fuckers! someone should catch and kill you!) and im the one who voted for adoption...

fuck yeah

nph. just because.

"Hang the DJ! This tune came out in 1990."

lols i was right. the suicide rate was higher before. when ppl listened to post-punk ...but they did also have more gilbert fun back then... http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=1092 altho these be the stats from '91 onwards.

lolmuzk

hai! i can has wrights to you bout ma listenz. it be the smiths, arctic monkeys et autres. also i has juzt bin readin teh lolcat bible and i done beleave in ceiling cat. aymen.

1
the smiths
i can has listens to em all the taym? i can has no words to tell yu how much glee girlfriend in a coma brings to moi.

2
arctic monkeys
i luvz the random word usage. eg:

the bakery, word of the song: tatty
def-moth-eaten: showing signs of wear and tear [google]

fluorescent adolescent, word of the song: slag
def-An individual who cares not for relationships beyond the realm of the sexual, these people sleep with many partners not caring about anything save for the moment of climax. [urbandictionary]

crying lightning, word of the song: picknmix
def-choosing a selection of items to buy together, usually confectionary related [urbandictionary]

separate and ever deadly (yes i know its a the last shadow puppets song): secateurs
def-also called hand pruners or pruning shears, are a type of scissors for use with plants. [google]

kthxbai!

also

look left

new top 5s - thataway.

ya-ya-ing

"Look, there is Hemingway. Papa Ernest.

Why did he put a bullet through that gorgeous male head of his?
Blood all over that thick sexy beard."
_Vivi's stream of consciousness

[^ i have so read this before and think i just blocked that bit out. le pauvre hemingway :( ...ECT? why the fuck for? ] readin' little altars everywhere is making me think dans l'accent of the deep south and listen to randy newman sing louisiana and write this. ah shore am glad that i aint done got any o' that catholic guilt in me. twas ma schoolin that did it ma'am, yes it did. got it all out of me. ah dont even think about sinning. ever. aint nothin i can do thats going to make the baby jesus (or any other non existent being) cry. so dont y'all go believing in that crap. the good lord (that i dont believe in :P) didnt make no blue sky for y'all to feel guilty under.