Vettel FTW!

i vented my frustrations with the stupid stupid itv F1 commentary by making this delightful representation of the idiots who commentate [whose names i shall not bother to learn] who are really just hamilton fangirls. i wonder what they did with their lives before hamilton. i imagine them wandering about the place bemusedly [waiting for the messiah] like socialites with nothing to gossip about and no one to adore...i mean really, vettel wins and they found the time to mention him only in the last 5 minutes of the race and post race one of the idiots actually said: the only story of the race really was hamiton's blah blah blah...right! what about the 5 people separating vettel and hamiton...kovalainen was deemed 'solid, but nothing more', raikonnen 'lacked confidence' [right! he's a world champion who just happened to forget how to race this one race...] and oh yeah hamilton 'seems to be slowing down for some reason' [no fault of his own obviously!] what can i say, they're downright deluded.

delusion

"act of misleading someone," c.1420; as a form of mental derangement, 1552. See delude. Technically, delusion is a belief that, though false, has been surrendered to and accepted by the whole mind as a truth; illusion is an impression that, though false, is entertained provisionally on the recommendation of the senses or the imagination, but awaits full acceptance and may not influence action. Delusions of grandeur attested from 1909.

ps. i must thank www.overthinkingit.com for the inspiration to photoshop up stuff. :D