Sunday, 14 September 2008

Vettel FTW!



i vented my frustrations with the stupid stupid itv F1 commentary by making this delightful representation of the idiots who commentate [whose names i shall not bother to learn] who are really just hamilton fangirls. i wonder what they did with their lives before hamilton. i imagine them wandering about the place bemusedly [waiting for the messiah] like socialites with nothing to gossip about and no one to adore...i mean really, vettel wins and they found the time to mention him only in the last 5 minutes of the race and post race one of the idiots actually said: the only story of the race really was hamiton's blah blah blah...right! what about the 5 people separating vettel and hamiton...kovalainen was deemed 'solid, but nothing more', raikonnen 'lacked confidence' [right! he's a world champion who just happened to forget how to race this one race...] and oh yeah hamilton 'seems to be slowing down for some reason' [no fault of his own obviously!] what can i say, they're downright deluded.

delusion
"act of misleading someone," c.1420; as a form of mental derangement, 1552. See delude. Technically, delusion is a belief that, though false, has been surrendered to and accepted by the whole mind as a truth; illusion is an impression that, though false, is entertained provisionally on the recommendation of the senses or the imagination, but awaits full acceptance and may not influence action. Delusions of grandeur attested from 1909.


ps. i must thank www.overthinkingit.com for the inspiration to photoshop up stuff. :D

10 comments:

Divya said...

yes i cannae watch F1 here... poor alonso gets trashed and i can't stare at that hamilton fuck's face all the time, makes me gag...

and quattro adverts are awesome! :D the light one with people... tis booti to watch in the cinemas :D

thesilentq said...

what light one?

thesilentq said...

they'd all marry hamilton if they could am sure..

JerryKantrell said...

whoa! what happened here ?
I like it.

Divya said...

this one>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8aNNdsf5SQ
tis booti to watch on a big screen.

thesilentq said...

i assume u mean the blog and not a strange affinity to the F1 fools dragged out ;p

thesilentq said...

oh iv seen that one! somehow doesnt speak to me...i muchly prefer the grip one!

Divya said...

speak to you? SPEAK to you? haha you sounded like some hi-fi ad freak :D

i love the light formation in that one...

JerryKantrell said...

The F1 freaks ? Hell no.
I meant the layout.

thesilentq said...

i luuurves my lingo ;P